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  • Stunning sunset! This happens because of a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering: cirrus clouds scatter the longer, red wavelengths of light and give the sky an orange or reddish hue | source

  • A screenshot of a Quora post which says "What are some omens of death?". The preview answer says "Smoking, alcoholism, risky behaviors, reckless driving, irresponsible management of firearms, and failure to..."ALT

    now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.

  • this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it

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  • the accuracy

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    my text post collection vol. 1

  • blood test came back haunted

  • public safety officials hate me for my limp corpselike swag and tendency to float facedown in large open bodies of water

  • sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers

  • A fake 4chan greentext which says ">be me >piss off a powerful wizard >banished to the desert >be me 10 years later >finally escape the desert >first thing i do as soon as i make it back to civilization is track down the wizard who sent me there >it's been so long he's probably forgotten all about me, there's no way he'll see this coming >easily break into his tower >dodge a few basic security spells >point my gun at him and tell him it's so fucking over >instantly banished to the desert again". There's a reaction image of a cat looking shocked in the top left hand corner.ALT

    realized my last post works so much better as a greentext

  • "do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

  • i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

  • til death or some guy do us part

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    so this is how justice is done in fontaine.

  • i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

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